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IM SOOO READY FOR SPRING BREAKK!!!
this is how a kid explains sex...HAHA FUNNY SHIT!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.
haha that was soo funny i got it offa MySpACee!
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lol but it turned out pretty good... i got a new phoneee! lol after like the longest time! last friday night we went to main... ahh i had sooo much fun i got to see everyone like after soooooo longg!
and then saturday i went to valleyveiw for computer class graduation ceremony cuz i was helping coordinate classes here at midcities! and then sunday my parents took me and my brother to the mall and i got a new phonnee!
haha so i learned that stuff gets around FASTT especially with brown people... haha most of yall prolly know what im talking about! well this weekend went by pretty fast too... friday just went to khane and then saturday was a busy dayyy! in the morning woke up late at like 10.... lol yes that late for me on saturdays and then went ro run a few errands with my mom and then got to school at 1 for our dance thing for the spring fling! there was this one hip-hop group from south lake and DAYYMMMM they were soooo good! like these little girls were popping...they could danceee! wow they were good!
and then stayed till like 3ish and then left and then went to rec and i was there till like the end of khane and then came home watched tv and then went to bed! and today i went to a girl scouts meeting cuz faliza wanted me to come and help her out! and then jus went out with family for a while! and now im at home boredd.... haha oh yeah... anyone want girl scout cookies!?
lemme know!! okay im gonna go now and strighten my hairr! byee! 
